Saturday, September 26, 2009

The Atrocity of Jimmy Fallon

What has the world done, James Fallon, to deserve the toxic sludge which you so abundantly purge onto us every weeknight at 12:35? Watching you is like flossing with razorwire. Your awkward jokes are papercuts to the eyeballs. How do you slumber, James? How do you wake?

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