Do you ever find yourself wondering what it would be like to nonchalantly stroll into the kitchen of a bakery and stick your whole head into a vat of cake batter? I know. Me too. But this past winter, I found a way to circumnavigate the messiness of that endeavor while still reaping the exquisite benefits it would have provided! Yankee Candle's Buttercream scented candles!
Imagine yourself swimming naked through a pool of cupcakes, only to emerge under a creamy, vanilla frosting waterfall. "This is the life," you think to yourself as sprinkle coated dwarves shake powdered sugar onto your dessert-ridden body. That is the experience you're in for when you spark one of these delectable bad boys up. An orgy of the most delicious kind, without the calories.
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