Wednesday, July 29, 2009

What I'm Looking Forward To This Winter

Yankee Candle Buttercream Candles


Do you ever find yourself wondering what it would be like to nonchalantly stroll into the kitchen of a bakery and stick your whole head into a vat of cake batter? I know. Me too. But this past winter, I found a way to circumnavigate the messiness of that endeavor while still reaping the exquisite benefits it would have provided! Yankee Candle's Buttercream scented candles!


Imagine yourself swimming naked through a pool of cupcakes, only to emerge under a creamy, vanilla frosting waterfall. "This is the life," you think to yourself as sprinkle coated dwarves shake powdered sugar onto your dessert-ridden body. That is the experience you're in for when you spark one of these delectable bad boys up. An orgy of the most delicious kind, without the calories.

8 comments:

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  2. I dream of having sex with a clown while being pied in the face over and over again until I climax. Also I thought your post was provocative.

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  3. Imagin yourself swiming naked through a pool full of dicks

    FAG

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  4. your geting soft in your old age

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  5. The Velvet Hen House frowns upon blatant expressions of homophobia from closet homosexuals.

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  6. Why doesn't any one get me like you do?

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  7. Hi Just wondering if anyone has tried Velvety Soft or Berry Jam. www.yankeescents4u.com have some retired or US Fragrances. Thanks

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