Splitsville

Folks, I know this must be a hard time for all of you, what with the recent breakup of TV personality Kim Kardashian and New Orleans Saints Running Back Reggie Bush. It's rough on all of us. "Look at that handsome couple!" we used to say of them. Or of Reggie: "I didn't know someone could have a 20-pack of abdominal muscles!" Or of Kim: "Why is she famous again?" Well guess what. You can have a 20-pack. And this is why Kim is famous.

But that's not the point!

The point is, this was one of America's power couples, people! Two unfathomably attractive & wealthy individuals conquering the world together! It's bad enough that Brangelina is on the rocks! What's next? Posh and Becks are going to cast themselves off the upper tier of the Eiffel Tower? Beyonce is going to slip HOV a rufie and make off with his bling!? I can't take the suspense!

All we can do is hope, folks. Hope that these superstars don't continue to crumble under the weight of their own well-toned bodies. Otherwise, we are going to be hard up for eye candy in the lovebird department.